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Yes!  I LOVED, I LOST, I MADE SPAGHETTI breaks the internet!

10/11/2015

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After exactly no one clamored for it, we've created a website for I LOVED, I LOST, I MADE SPAGHETTI.  Far and away my most successful play with seven different productions, ILILIMS has finally earned its spots on the interwebs.  In fact, we are breaking the internet with a new website (www.spaghettiplay.com), a Facebook page (www.facebook.com/spagplay), a Twitter account (www.twitter.com/spagplay or @spagplay), and an Instagram account (spagplay).  Join me and Giulia on any one of our internet haunts and let us know if we should add an account for Vines, Tumblr, Pinterest, or Grindr.
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Chelsea's Mom

10/8/2015

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So this is something exciting that happened, but I think it is a mix of both bitter and sweet.  Many, many months ago, I was asked to re-write parody lyrics for the song "Stacy's Mom" to be performed by the singing string quartet, Well-Strung.  The group is managed by the same management as my longtime friend and colleague, Varla Jean Merman.  The request was to write a version about Hillary Clinton entitled "Chelsea's Mom."  I wrote the lyrics.  The people involved seemed to like them.  Months went by and I heard nothing.  Via Facebook, I found out that the song had been recorded, released as a video...and almost completely rewritten.  I am credited as a co-writer for the tune as four of my lines remained.  Four lines are better than none, but the song has become an out-and-out love letter to Hillary's candidacy, which I'm not really supporting.  I'm totally Feeling the Bern.  "She's sexy and she's strong?"  I'd only write that about Martin O'Malley.

As to the finished song, Chelsea Clinton tweeted it.  Then Hillary retweeted it.  It was picked up by various sites like HuffPo and BuzzFeed.  Well-Strung has performed it for Hillary herself at a PTown fundraiser and for President Obama at an LGBT/DNC fundraiser in New York.  The YouTube video (embedded above) has over 200K views.  Well-Strung was on national TV this morning performing the song and I'm very excited for them.  This is a huge success for all involved and I should feel a little more on board with it.  So you can see what I originally wrote (and I've highlighted the four lines that survived to the final tune), here are the lyrics to my CHELSEA'S MOM...

Chelsea's mom has got it going on.
Chelsea's mom has got it going on.
Chelsea's mom has got it going on.
Chelsea's mom has got it going on.

Chelsea, let’s go hit that voting booth (voting booth)
I want your mom, that’s the truth (that’s the truth)

Did your mom get back from Pakistan? (Pakistan)
Is she home, or is she in Russia kicking Putin’s can? (Putin’s can)

You know, she’s not the First Lady that she used to be

Michelle’s more stylish, but your mom’s the one for me

Chelsea's mom has got it goin' on
She's all we want and we've waited for so long

Palin, can't you see, she don’t even sit to pee
I know it might be wrong but I'm voting for Chelsea's mom

Chelsea's mom has got it goin' on
Chelsea's mom has got it goin' on

Chelsea, do you remember when we bought “Hard Choices?” (bought “Hard Choices”)
We squealed at the signing, I know she heard our voices (our voices)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she called, "Secret Service!” I know she cared (I know she cared)

And I know that you think I’m all about the drama
But after the last eight years, I’m sorry I voted Obama


Chelsea's mom has got it goin' on
She's all we need, and we've waited so long

Bachmann, can't you see your IQ's fifty-three?
Yeah, Bengazi was a bomb,
but I'm voting for Chelsea's mom

Chelsea's mom has got it goin' on
She's all we want and we've waited for so long,

Christie can't you see, you’re just not Hillary!
Boehner’s just plain wrong but oh oh
(I know Boehner is wrong)
I'm voting for (Chelsea's mom oh oh)
(Chelsea’s mom oh oh)

I'm voting for Chelsea's mom
 
I highly recommend you check out (and buy) Well-Strung's new album POPssical, featuring CHELSEA'S MOM as a bonus track.  I've not heard I'm getting any money for it (or even the chance to get in a Well-Strung sandwich), but buy with confidence.


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Mark Twain, W.D. Howells & Jacques Lamarre to join forces!

10/8/2015

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In 1883, Mark Twain and William Dean Howells joined forces to write a comedy entitled COLONEL SELLERS AS A SCIENTIST.  The play flopped with the New York Tribune calling it, “a miserable lot of twaddle with neither dramatic construction or reason.”  Can upstart Jacques Lamarre stand shoulder-to-shoulder with these two giants of American Letters by twisting their play into a Steampunk-Zombie mash-up farce?  Find out when David Moske, Debi Freund, Virginia Wolf, Rayah Martin, Michael McKiernan, Marisa Clement, and Ed Bernstein exhume this undead theatrical footnote at The Mark Twain House & Museum on November 30th.  Special thanks to Steampunk artist/genius Joey Marsocci for the poster.
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Here's to the Ladies who Make Lunch

10/8/2015

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I just wanted to share the love I have for the four ladies who have worked so incredibly hard onstage to bring Giulia to life in I LOVED, I LOST, I MADE SPAGHETTI.  Top to bottom:  Denise Summerford for Half Moon Theatre at the Culinary Institute of America (playing now!); Michelle Damato for Florida Repertory Theatre (playing now!); Maria Baratta for two runs at 7 Angels Theatre; and the originator, Antoinette LaVecchia for TheaterWorks, George Street Playhouse, Asolo Repertory Theatre, and Cincinnati Playhouse on the Park).  You fill my bowl to overflowing!
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A Dirty, Filthy Trip to Boston

10/8/2015

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Last weekend, I made my Boston debut as a playwright (aside from a few of the shows I have written with and for Varla Jean Merman).  Zeigeist Stage did a private, one-night only reading of DAS REINHOLD - THE COCKRING CYCLE, Part 1.  It was a mash-up of Mahler's "Das Reinghold" from "Der Ring des Nibelungens" with a filthy Boston leather bar.  Artistic Director David Miller really let my freak flag fly in honor of his partner Reinhold Mahler's 80th birthday.  Who knows if this show will ever see the light of day again, but you should definitely check out Zeitgeist Stage. 
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