Thank you for visiting my website! My name is Jacques Lamarre. I'm a Connecticut-based playwright. Some fun facts:
- I'm a Libra
- I'm one of ten children
- I'm the middle child (#5), so I have all sorts of Jan Brady-esque issues
- I am married
- I have had three dogs: Dino McPringles (UPDATE: R.IP.) Spanky Bottoms (UPDATE: R.I.P.), and Bernard Chickentenders (still alive!).
- I have a Scientologist cat named Abigail "Von Boom Boom" LaFontaine (UPDATE: R.I.P.). I adopted two pandemic kittens, Pigby Smalls and Itty-Bitty Kitty Committee.
- I was born outside of Philadelphia, then moved to Massachusetts, then to New Hampshire. When people ask me where I am from, I say "New Hampshire," but I'm really lying
- I went to Providence College, where I received my useless Bachelor's in Political Science
- I went to the North American College in Rome where I partially completed my useless studies for the Catholic priesthood at the Gregorian University. I looked good in black
- I have worked at (in order) the Amherst Swim Club, Hayward Farms Ice Cream Stand, Rite Aid Pharmacy, the American Stage Festival, Hartford Stage, Hartford Symphony Orchestra, The Cornerstone Aquatic Center (for two weeks), Hartford Stage, Yale Repertory Theatre/Yale School of Drama, TheaterWorks (Hartford), The Mark Twain House & Museum, and BuzzEngine Marketing & Events
- I have met Pope John Paul II, Mother Theresa, Stephen King, and John Waters, but have yet to meet Dolly Parton, Barbra Streisand or Prince (UPDATE: R.I.P.). If you can make any of those happen, I will be your new best friend.
- My favorite food - hot buttered popcorn
- Least favorite food - cooked zucchini
- Favorite playwright - Tennessee Williams; favorite play - A Streetcar Named Desire
- I have acid reflux and driving anxiety, so don't be surprised if you see me belching and shaking on the side of the road
- I write plays, books for musicals, and comedy material for drag legend Varla Jean Merman
- I'm a Libra
- I'm one of ten children
- I'm the middle child (#5), so I have all sorts of Jan Brady-esque issues
- I am married
- I have had three dogs: Dino McPringles (UPDATE: R.IP.) Spanky Bottoms (UPDATE: R.I.P.), and Bernard Chickentenders (still alive!).
- I have a Scientologist cat named Abigail "Von Boom Boom" LaFontaine (UPDATE: R.I.P.). I adopted two pandemic kittens, Pigby Smalls and Itty-Bitty Kitty Committee.
- I was born outside of Philadelphia, then moved to Massachusetts, then to New Hampshire. When people ask me where I am from, I say "New Hampshire," but I'm really lying
- I went to Providence College, where I received my useless Bachelor's in Political Science
- I went to the North American College in Rome where I partially completed my useless studies for the Catholic priesthood at the Gregorian University. I looked good in black
- I have worked at (in order) the Amherst Swim Club, Hayward Farms Ice Cream Stand, Rite Aid Pharmacy, the American Stage Festival, Hartford Stage, Hartford Symphony Orchestra, The Cornerstone Aquatic Center (for two weeks), Hartford Stage, Yale Repertory Theatre/Yale School of Drama, TheaterWorks (Hartford), The Mark Twain House & Museum, and BuzzEngine Marketing & Events
- I have met Pope John Paul II, Mother Theresa, Stephen King, and John Waters, but have yet to meet Dolly Parton, Barbra Streisand or Prince (UPDATE: R.I.P.). If you can make any of those happen, I will be your new best friend.
- My favorite food - hot buttered popcorn
- Least favorite food - cooked zucchini
- Favorite playwright - Tennessee Williams; favorite play - A Streetcar Named Desire
- I have acid reflux and driving anxiety, so don't be surprised if you see me belching and shaking on the side of the road
- I write plays, books for musicals, and comedy material for drag legend Varla Jean Merman
